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My mum
My mum, the least interesting person on the planet, wait thing on the planet. Honestly I would rather watch paint dry the listen to her talk all day.
Anyway, I think she is going mad. Here are two examples of why,
I was innocently walking over to the window looking out over my garden when something caught my eye. My mum was holding a bag of bread and throwing it to the birds. You might not think this is that bad but you probably don't have a vicious cat who eats anything that moves or 5 cats living next door, one being the alpha male down our road.
And, here is a conversation we had earlier
Mum: I'm just popping down the shops, need any seeds?
Me: Mmm..wait seeds?!?
Mum: Well, I thought you might have a sudden urge to grown some flowers
Me: Of course mum, you can read my mind
Mum: Really, ohmigosh that's amazing
Me: Mum!
Mum: Okay think of something else, I will try and read your mind again
Me: MUM!
Mum: I said think not tell me
Me: MUM!!!!!!
Mum: Yes dear
Me: Firstly mum I don't want any seeds, secondly you can't read my mind and lastly, I was being SARCASTIC! Sar-Cas-Tic!
Mum: Fine
Me: I'm off, see you later
Mum: Make sure your home in time
Me: In time for what?
Mum: Dinner, you can't read my mind then
*I walk out*
As you can see, it's not all that easy living with a woman with jelly or a brain.
Clo :D xxx
Anyway, I think she is going mad. Here are two examples of why,
I was innocently walking over to the window looking out over my garden when something caught my eye. My mum was holding a bag of bread and throwing it to the birds. You might not think this is that bad but you probably don't have a vicious cat who eats anything that moves or 5 cats living next door, one being the alpha male down our road.
And, here is a conversation we had earlier
Mum: I'm just popping down the shops, need any seeds?
Me: Mmm..wait seeds?!?
Mum: Well, I thought you might have a sudden urge to grown some flowers
Me: Of course mum, you can read my mind
Mum: Really, ohmigosh that's amazing
Me: Mum!
Mum: Okay think of something else, I will try and read your mind again
Me: MUM!
Mum: I said think not tell me
Me: MUM!!!!!!
Mum: Yes dear
Me: Firstly mum I don't want any seeds, secondly you can't read my mind and lastly, I was being SARCASTIC! Sar-Cas-Tic!
Mum: Fine
Me: I'm off, see you later
Mum: Make sure your home in time
Me: In time for what?
Mum: Dinner, you can't read my mind then
*I walk out*
As you can see, it's not all that easy living with a woman with jelly or a brain.
Clo :D xxx
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